Humor
News: Apple rejects Sony eBook reader App…oi here we go again
In this article on ebookmagazine.co.uk I read: In a statement posted on its ereader site, Sony said: “Unfortunately, with little notice, Apple changed the way it enforces its rules and this will prevent the current version of the Reader™ for iPhone® from being available in the app store. We opened a dialog with Apple to [...]
Tags: Rant
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DC Universe Online Game Review
DCUO is about as original as a Xerox of a tracing of a photograph. I love online games, ever since I played my first MUD back in 1998, I have loved the idea of online gaming, especially the social aspects, call me a weirdo, but I don’t see much difference in the kinds of friendships [...]
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How to have an unhealthy relationship
Narrator: Hey there little Timmy, why don’t you put down that brush of fine, healthy, lead based paint and come over here to learn something about relationships. Timmy: Geewiz mister, you nearly scared my socks off. Sure, I’d like to learn about relationships. Narrator: Well Timmy, you’re in luck, because I’m here to explain to [...]
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Samurai Sword with 1 million layers OMFGBBQTURNIP
I swear to Christ if I read one more comment by an idiot talking about Damascus Steel layered 1 million times, and the ultimate Japanese sword I am going to scream. How it’s done: You take four billets, if you don’t know what a billet is, then stop talking about forging. You fold those four, [...]
Tags: Humor, Martial Arts, Prose
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Die Flash, Hello Nurse HTML 5
Well, There’s not much more I can add than this: Die Flash, Die from the pink crow. Read it, learn it, love it. He also get’s extra points for using the word Shadenfreude, which is german for “the feeling of delight you feel when learning of the misfortunes of others, especially enemies or those you [...]
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Why microsoft should die a slow painful death
C#. No, it’s not because the language is bad, it’s actually pretty damn cool. It’s the name. Every time I search on google for information related to C/C++, I get hundreds of thousands of hits for C#. If I were using C#, I wouldn’t mind, but I am not. Like they couldn’t have come up [...]
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dovecot fatal listen address already in use
Here’s the best and quickest solution I could find: dpkg -r dovcot-common dovecot-pop3d etc… apt-get install popa3d And you’re done. Not, etc.. isn’t a package, just dpkg -r the ones you installed, like dovecot-imapd or such. Fixes the issue everytime. Related Posts:Developer BluesRubyGems 1.2+ Index not found, gems fail to install/update slow/sluggishFuck Kindle and AmazonSOAP [...]
Tags: Command Line Commando, Errors, Humor, Rant
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Unrealistic eCommerce Platforms
I am really getting tired of the unrealistic eCommerce platforms. They all seem to be centered around this sexy web-forms backend, like real people have time to sit at their computer and just manually enter in data. It boggles my mind entirely. Every time I have ever used a store software, rails, or php, the [...]
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cmake error: could not create named generator xxx
This is a problem I had, and most of the responses on google were in the form of mailing lists, uggh. Anyway, I did this reading so you don’t have to, first thing to try: Did you spell the generator correctly? type cmake with no arguments, see if your generator is listed, if so, are [...]
Posted in: c/C++, Humor, Tutorials | 4 Comments »
New C++ library with Happy Ending
Hi, Having a problem with <insert problem in c++ here>, don’t fret, as I have written an awesome lib that will solve your problem in 1 line of code, here’s a tasty code sample: ?View Code CMyLib::MySpecialValue solved = MyLib::solveYourProblem(ProblemData); All you need to do is download my project, and use <insert obscure replacement for [...]
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