Hitman 2016 – Colorado – Shittiest Episode Ever

I simply hated this one. The dreary level design was complemented by excessive numbers of guards that were no fun to subdue. I played it once and have never been back. I won’t even do the bookkeeper, because he’s there. The thing I didn’t like was the big reveal at the end of Colorado. Surprise: It’s his clone/brother/best friend trope who somehow magically took a different path and is all knowing, all seeing, and able to orchestrate the whole shebang. If it doesn’t turn out that there’s someone behind him I’ll be greatly disappointed. To be fair, this level of writing (B Movie Quality) is Oscar worthy in a game.

The dialogue and plot, for a game, is absolutely off the charts. Nevertheless, it would have been nice for them not to go “World Conspiracy”, it’s hard to find anywhere to go after that, except space aliens. Come to think of it, Agent 47, cryogenically frozen for hundreds of years, only to wake up in a highly technical future with space aliens? Fuck – I should write this down.

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